Demo roast engine
Pick a photo.Catch a burn.
Choose a lane, send in a photo, and get a share-ready mock report card. This first release is a playful browser-only demo—no AI account, no hidden upload queue.
Your image stays in this browser for the demo.
Keep it playful. No personal attacks.
How the burn works
All signal.No mean streak.
GradeBurn aims for specific, visual, playful jokes—not attacks on people. If a report misses, flag it and start fresh.
Choose a lane
Fit Check, Desk Audit, or Chaos Scan—pick the lens that can handle the evidence.
Drop the proof
Choose an image you’re allowed to share. The first demo keeps it local to your browser.
Pass the report
Grab a polished mock report card, share the grades, and take the roast in the spirit intended.
The playground rules
The joke is the image,
not your identity.
Upload only photos you own or have permission to use.
This demo generates its report locally and does not permanently store your image.
Report a roast that feels off. We’re keeping the heat playful.
Quick answers
What can I upload?
Use a photo you own or have permission to use—an outfit, desk, room, pet, car, or a glorious mess. Keep private and sensitive images out of the lab.
Is this a real AI analysis?
Not yet. This first public flow creates a polished, category-based demo roast in your browser so you can try the experience without an account or an API.
Where does my photo go?
Nowhere beyond this browser session. The demo preview stays on your device and is cleared when you remove it or refresh the page.
Demo report engine